Weekend Roundup, May 7, 2016

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Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld on Going From ‘Jake and Amir’ to ‘Lonely and Horny’

Drooling Emoji

Comedy duo Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld are back in the habit writing, directing, and starring in Lonely and Horny, a goofy new web series on Vimeo.  Amir plays Ruby Jade, a narcissistic thirty-something who feels entitled to sex and can’t comprehend why women won’t do it with him. Jake plays Josh Rice, a dating coach who teaches classes on getting laid in the vein of The Pick-up Artist.

A Sex-Themed Amusement Park is Coming to Brazil

Erotika Land Concept

Step aside Disney, there may be a new happiest place on earth: It was announced today that Brazil is opening a sex-themed amusement park called ErotikaLand.

Located near the city of Piracicaba, the adults-only amusement park will feature an erotic sculpture park, genitalia-shaped rides, a museum, and snack bar serving aphrodisiac dishes. The $100 admission fee will also include access to a “7D” cinema complete with vibrating seats, as well as to a “train of pleasure” with gogo boys and girls, a nudist pool, and a “sex playground.”

Sex after a heart attack? Too many women say, ‘No way’

Young woman in pajamas having heart attack

Up to 70 percent of women who survive a heart attack avoid sexual activity — often forever — out of fear it will trigger another episode.  And their doctors rarely advise them otherwise.

Loud sex finally too much for cancer-stricken neighbors

 Amanda Marie Warfel, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and harassment

(Photo: York County Prison)


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Some nights, before two of her daughters went to bed, Tanya Saylor would give them headphones.  That would help block the noise — the music, the threats, and the sex noises.  The sounds were coming from the other side of a wall the room shared with a neighboring row home in Red Lion. Sometimes they lasted until 3 a.m.

People are Definitely Going to have Sex in Driverless Cars, Experts Confirm

Road trip concept. Woman Hangs Her legs out of window in car.

“I am predicting that, once computers are doing the driving, there will be a lot more sex in cars,” says Barrie Kirk, the executive director of the CAVCE, to the CBC. That gives the sense of “hands-free” a whole new meaning. “That’s one of several things people will do which will inhibit their ability to respond quickly when the computer says to the human, ‘Take over.’”

A New Survey Reveals How Women Are Really Masturbating

woman looking for her dildo under the bed

Masturbation: It’s easier done than said. For many, self-love is the part of sex that is most difficult to discuss — which is one of the reasons we love to talk about it, especially in May, International Masturbation Month. May also heralds the release of sex toy manufacturer We-Vibe’s 2016 Passion Report, which delves into (you guessed it) all things masturbation. To demystify and celebrate our solo sex lives, the survey asked 1,032 male- and female-identified people across the U.S. about their masturbation habits and desires.

Brazzers offers free Spanish porn to help you ‘celebrate’ Cinco de Mayo

Pretty latino swimsuit fashion model posing in the studio

“Cinco de Mayo is a time to celebrate can-do Spanish spirit, though more traditionally, it is celebrated in commemoration of the Battle of Puebla in 1862 when Mexican troops held their homeland successfully and defeated French imperialists despite being outnumbered two to one,” Brazzers Product Director Mario Nardstein said in a press release. “We wanted to translate this can-do spirit into an effort to motivate others to learn another language by mixing it with something they’ll be likely to pay attention to—sex.”

A Guide to Getting Laid with Laowai. Really?

A beautiful sexy young Chinese Asian Oriental woman wearing a bikini and relaxing on the side of a swimming pool

Hot on the heels of security posters warning Beijing women to avoid causing a national security crisis by dating foreign men comes a guide to sleeping with them.  Before reading this guide, we need to inform you that this guide contains tons of politically incorrect content, so turn back now or risk being offended or informed.  The “Guide to Sleeping with Foreigners” (睡外国人指南, in Chinese only) for Chinese women, written by an author who goes by the pen name Shengjianbaozi, is now making the rounds via WeChat.

Sex Talk for Muslim Women

Beautiful exotic belly dancer woman

My email inbox is jammed with messages from women who, like me, are of Middle Eastern and Muslim descent. They write to vent about how to “get rid of this burden of virginity,” or to ask about hymen reconstruction surgery if they’re planning to marry someone who doesn’t know their sexual history, or just to share their thoughts about sex.  Countless articles have been written on the sexual frustration of men in the Middle East — from the jihadi supposedly drawn to armed militancy by the promise of virgins in the afterlife to ordinary Arab men unable to afford marriage. Far fewer stories have given voice to the sexual frustration of women in the region or to an honest account of women’s sexual experiences, either within or outside marriage.

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